Would you like to own rufusthedoofus.com?
I still miss my Rufus sometimes. He was my big, dumb Great Dane. But it's been 10+ years since he passed. Time to give this domain to someone with a living Rufus.
Do you have a pet named Rufus that you love and would like to give him his own home on the interwebs? I'd be happy to transfer this domain to you for free. Email me: email@example.com